I loved this. I mean, what is so hard? All I want is for my hair to just lay there! Is that too much to ask? Right now, seven months after a hair appointment went terribly wrong, I just want my hair to grow out. It used to be just unruly. Now my hair has no faith in my ability to properly care for it. So it refuses to grow out. Will the Swiss cheese, crop circle look ever become a thing? I hope so. Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.